Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
DIDDY Do It? w/ Brian Simpson
Wed Apr 03 2024Description
This episode covers a wide range of topics including aging, cultural identity, cosmetic procedures, physical features, controversies, personal development, language learning, sports behavior, encounters with explicit content and degrading behavior, gender differences, empathy, power, success, celebrity encounters, health benefits, farting etiquette, embarrassing stories, dog breeds, stereotypes, personalities, unique characteristics of dog breeds and pet companionship, heartwarming moments with pets, childhood memories, perceptions of Asian men, combat sports, comedy specials, theme park experiences, clothing sizes, niche audiences, human behavior, obesity rates in Texas and theme parks, powerful figures, misconduct, societal pressure, conspiracy theories, political figures, content business, fart smell jars, dog training, sperm donation, sibling sperm donation and unconventional reproduction, race guessing quiz, vodka brand, and comedy specials.
Insights
Insight 1
The conversation in the podcast transcript includes discussions about aging and cosmetic procedures.
Insight 2
There is a debate about cultural identity and fashion choices between the speakers.
Insight 3
One speaker plans to have upper blepharoplasty, Botox, and fillers done for cosmetic enhancement.
Insight 4
The discussion also involves comments on physical features like noses and eyes, with suggestions for potential cosmetic surgeries.
Insight 5
References are made to celebrities like John Amos and Michael Jackson regarding their physical appearances.
Insight 6
Discussion about physical features and aging
Insight 7
Mention of JK Rowling's controversies regarding trans issues
Insight 8
Explanation of the term 'turf' - trans exclusionary radical feminism
Insight 9
Anecdote about a medication dosing mishap leading to unintended effects
Insight 10
The speaker discusses starting off harsh to stop being a certain way.
Insight 11
A language learning app called Babbel is recommended for learning new languages in short 10-minute lessons.
Insight 12
Robinhood offers an IRA with a 3% boost on contributions and transfers until April 30th.
Insight 13
Upcoming tour dates and locations are announced for live shows by the speaker.
Insight 14
Discussion about locker room behavior in sports, specifically involving Dominican players.
Insight 15
The speaker shares a story about encountering hardcore pornography on hotel TV channels in the Dominican Republic and Spain.
Insight 16
The speaker's father unintentionally sees explicit content on TV while talking to the speaker's mother over the phone.
Insight 17
A story is recounted about a woman meeting professional soccer players in Europe and engaging in sexual activities with them.
Insight 18
There is skepticism about the authenticity of a written account involving interracial gang bangs, with doubts raised about its credibility and perspective.
Insight 19
Discussion ensues regarding degrading behavior by some individuals towards Thai women, including making them eat their ass, leading to criticism of such actions.
Insight 20
Men tend to gravitate towards dark and sexual topics more than women do.
Insight 21
There is a discussion on the differences in empathy between men and women, possibly linked to testosterone levels.
Insight 22
Historically, women may not have been able to develop their sexual identity independently of men.
Insight 23
The burden of reproductive responsibilities might contribute to differences in behavior between men and women.
Insight 24
There is speculation on how power and success can influence behavior and attitudes towards sexuality.
Insight 25
Success and wealth can influence a person's coolness and behavior.
Insight 26
Power and money can lead some individuals to exhibit negative traits like meanness or self-loathing.
Insight 27
People at the top tier may fear losing their status, leading to different manifestations of behavior.
Insight 28
Some individuals with power blame others, while others blame themselves for their actions.
Insight 29
The podcast hosts discuss encounters with celebrities like Garth Brooks and Jennifer Lopez.
Insight 30
Taking short walks after meals can help reduce the risk of developing type 2 diabetes by maintaining blood sugar levels.
Insight 31
The hosts discuss their perspectives on farting in front of different people, with differing opinions on when it is acceptable.
Insight 32
One host shares a humorous and embarrassing story about farting during a date and having an accident.
Insight 33
Discussion about starting a campaign for people to feel free to fart in front of others.
Insight 34
Conversation about German shepherds potentially being inherently racist dogs.
Insight 35
Exploration of dog breeds and stereotypes associated with different races and sexual orientations.
Insight 36
Debate on the aggressiveness of certain dog breeds like Rottweilers and Pitbulls.
Insight 37
Anecdotes shared about poorly behaved or potentially autistic dogs.
Insight 38
Different breeds of dogs have unique characteristics and behaviors.
Insight 39
Genetic diversity is important in dog breeding to avoid health issues.
Insight 40
Some people prefer the company of animals over humans.
Insight 41
Personalities can be influenced by interactions with animals.
Insight 42
Pets, like cats and dogs, can hold special places in people's hearts.
Insight 43
The speaker recalls a heartwarming moment with their dog Fifo, declaring it as the love of their life.
Insight 44
They express contentment with Fifo being their last pet and have no plans for more pets in the future.
Insight 45
There is a discussion about owning birds, reptiles, and rabbits as pets.
Insight 46
The speaker shares anecdotes about their kids' destructive behavior and how they handle it with humor and financial resources.
Insight 47
The conversation shifts to childhood memories of imitating wrestling moves like power drives and power bombs.
Insight 48
There was a time when people stereotyped Asian men as knowing Kung Fu, but that perception changed with the rise of UFC and wrestling.
Insight 49
Cauliflower ear is seen as a sign of toughness and resilience in combat sports like jiu-jitsu.
Insight 50
The comedian featured in the podcast recently released a special on Netflix after facing delays.
Insight 51
The podcast discusses a woman who travels to amusement parks to test ride sizes for larger individuals.
Insight 52
There is confusion about clothing sizes like 2x and 3x, with a debate on whether they refer to standard sizes or a personal business category.
Insight 53
The hosts talk about the challenges of fitting into children's rides at theme parks designed for smaller individuals.
Insight 54
A segment of the podcast focuses on reviewing dining experiences at Disney's Contemporary Resort, specifically Steakhouse 71, catering to plus-sized individuals.
Insight 55
The hosts joke about niche audiences like 'Disney adults' and discuss the unique perspective of reporting on experiences as a plus-sized individual.
Insight 56
Discussion about clothing sizes and measurements like bust and waist
Insight 57
Conversation about accommodating larger individuals on rides and flights
Insight 58
Observations on human behavior comparing one's own size to others
Insight 59
Mention of cities in Texas with high obesity rates
Insight 60
- Austin and Round Rock are areas within Texas.
Insight 61
- McAllen, Edinburgh has high obesity rates and is ranked number one in the country.
Insight 62
- McAllen Metro also has a high percentage of physically inactive adults.
Insight 63
- Discussion on theme parks and roller coasters, including Bush Gardens in New Jersey and Six Flags.
Insight 64
- Conversation about farting etiquette among friends and significant others.
Insight 65
- Humorous discussion on 'no homo' and 'no Diddy' phrases.
Insight 66
The discussion revolves around a high-profile individual who is rumored to have fled the country amidst legal troubles.
Insight 67
There are mixed opinions about the individual, with some labeling him as a psychopath and others expressing skepticism about his innocence.
Insight 68
The conversation touches on the impact of powerful figures in the entertainment industry and their questionable behaviors.
Insight 69
The lack of reporting on women in power engaging in similar misconduct is highlighted, with a desire for more transparency in such cases.
Insight 70
The societal pressure on men to react a certain way to instances of sexual assault is discussed, emphasizing the challenges they face in coming forward.
Insight 71
Discussion about conspiracy theories involving famous figures like Michael Jackson and Candace Owens
Insight 72
Opinions on political figures and the current state of politics
Insight 73
Debate on starting a content business focused on feet or fart videos for profit
Insight 74
Considerations on the market potential and logistics of producing foot fetish versus fart content
Insight 75
Some people are considering selling jars filled with fart smells.
Insight 76
A dog owned by a white couple is barking only at black people, leading to concerns about racism.
Insight 77
Suggestions are made on how to train the dog to be more accepting of black people, including immersing the dog in black culture.
Insight 78
A woman is conflicted about her boyfriend donating sperm to his lesbian sister and her wife for them to have a baby.
Insight 79
The discussion revolves around the complexities and discomfort of asking a sibling for sperm donation.
Insight 80
The importance of considering the boyfriend's feelings and desires regarding sperm donation is highlighted.
Insight 81
Legal and ethical considerations surrounding unconventional methods of reproduction are explored, such as involving siblings in the process.
Insight 82
A game of 'Tom or Black' is played towards the end of the podcast.
Insight 83
The discussion revolves around a quiz where the participant had to guess the race of various individuals, with some incorrect guesses.
Insight 84
The participant did well overall but got two answers wrong out of twelve, including mistaking a black guy for someone else.
Insight 85
There is mention of a vodka brand made in Texas that is wheat-based and flavorful.
Insight 86
Promotion of Brian Simpson's new special on Netflix and upcoming comedy shows by the speakers.
Chapters
- Aging, Cultural Identity, and Cosmetic Procedures
- Physical Features, Aging, and Controversies
- Personal Development, Language Learning, and Sports Behavior
- Encounters with Explicit Content and Degrading Behavior
- Gender Differences, Empathy, and Power
- Power, Success, and Celebrity Encounters
- Health Benefits, Farting Etiquette, and Embarrassing Stories
- Dog Breeds, Stereotypes, and Personalities
- Unique Characteristics of Dog Breeds and Pet Companionship
- Heartwarming Moments with Pets and Childhood Memories
- Perceptions of Asian Men, Combat Sports, and Comedy Specials
- Theme Park Experiences, Clothing Sizes, and Niche Audiences
- Clothing Sizes, Human Behavior, and Obesity Rates
- Obesity Rates in Texas and Theme Parks
- Powerful Figures, Misconduct, and Societal Pressure
- Conspiracy Theories, Political Figures, and Content Business
- Fart Smell Jars, Dog Training, and Sperm Donation
- Sibling Sperm Donation and Unconventional Reproduction
- Race Guessing Quiz, Vodka Brand, and Comedy Specials
Aging, Cultural Identity, and Cosmetic Procedures
00:00 - 06:20
- The conversation in the podcast transcript includes discussions about aging and cosmetic procedures.
- There is a debate about cultural identity and fashion choices between the speakers.
- One speaker plans to have upper blepharoplasty, Botox, and fillers done for cosmetic enhancement.
- The discussion also involves comments on physical features like noses and eyes, with suggestions for potential cosmetic surgeries.
- References are made to celebrities like John Amos and Michael Jackson regarding their physical appearances.
Physical Features, Aging, and Controversies
05:57 - 13:06
- Discussion about physical features and aging
- Mention of JK Rowling's controversies regarding trans issues
- Explanation of the term 'turf' - trans exclusionary radical feminism
- Anecdote about a medication dosing mishap leading to unintended effects
Personal Development, Language Learning, and Sports Behavior
12:41 - 19:33
- The speaker discusses starting off harsh to stop being a certain way.
- A language learning app called Babbel is recommended for learning new languages in short 10-minute lessons.
- Robinhood offers an IRA with a 3% boost on contributions and transfers until April 30th.
- Upcoming tour dates and locations are announced for live shows by the speaker.
- Discussion about locker room behavior in sports, specifically involving Dominican players.
Encounters with Explicit Content and Degrading Behavior
19:08 - 25:32
- The speaker shares a story about encountering hardcore pornography on hotel TV channels in the Dominican Republic and Spain.
- The speaker's father unintentionally sees explicit content on TV while talking to the speaker's mother over the phone.
- A story is recounted about a woman meeting professional soccer players in Europe and engaging in sexual activities with them.
- There is skepticism about the authenticity of a written account involving interracial gang bangs, with doubts raised about its credibility and perspective.
- Discussion ensues regarding degrading behavior by some individuals towards Thai women, including making them eat their ass, leading to criticism of such actions.
Gender Differences, Empathy, and Power
25:04 - 31:13
- Men tend to gravitate towards dark and sexual topics more than women do.
- There is a discussion on the differences in empathy between men and women, possibly linked to testosterone levels.
- Historically, women may not have been able to develop their sexual identity independently of men.
- The burden of reproductive responsibilities might contribute to differences in behavior between men and women.
- There is speculation on how power and success can influence behavior and attitudes towards sexuality.
Power, Success, and Celebrity Encounters
30:48 - 37:39
- Success and wealth can influence a person's coolness and behavior.
- Power and money can lead some individuals to exhibit negative traits like meanness or self-loathing.
- People at the top tier may fear losing their status, leading to different manifestations of behavior.
- Some individuals with power blame others, while others blame themselves for their actions.
- The podcast hosts discuss encounters with celebrities like Garth Brooks and Jennifer Lopez.
Health Benefits, Farting Etiquette, and Embarrassing Stories
37:13 - 43:17
- Taking short walks after meals can help reduce the risk of developing type 2 diabetes by maintaining blood sugar levels.
- The hosts discuss their perspectives on farting in front of different people, with differing opinions on when it is acceptable.
- One host shares a humorous and embarrassing story about farting during a date and having an accident.
Dog Breeds, Stereotypes, and Personalities
42:49 - 48:56
- Discussion about starting a campaign for people to feel free to fart in front of others.
- Conversation about German shepherds potentially being inherently racist dogs.
- Exploration of dog breeds and stereotypes associated with different races and sexual orientations.
- Debate on the aggressiveness of certain dog breeds like Rottweilers and Pitbulls.
- Anecdotes shared about poorly behaved or potentially autistic dogs.
Unique Characteristics of Dog Breeds and Pet Companionship
48:38 - 54:12
- Different breeds of dogs have unique characteristics and behaviors.
- Genetic diversity is important in dog breeding to avoid health issues.
- Some people prefer the company of animals over humans.
- Personalities can be influenced by interactions with animals.
- Pets, like cats and dogs, can hold special places in people's hearts.
Heartwarming Moments with Pets and Childhood Memories
53:49 - 59:11
- The speaker recalls a heartwarming moment with their dog Fifo, declaring it as the love of their life.
- They express contentment with Fifo being their last pet and have no plans for more pets in the future.
- There is a discussion about owning birds, reptiles, and rabbits as pets.
- The speaker shares anecdotes about their kids' destructive behavior and how they handle it with humor and financial resources.
- The conversation shifts to childhood memories of imitating wrestling moves like power drives and power bombs.
Perceptions of Asian Men, Combat Sports, and Comedy Specials
58:44 - 1:03:53
- There was a time when people stereotyped Asian men as knowing Kung Fu, but that perception changed with the rise of UFC and wrestling.
- Cauliflower ear is seen as a sign of toughness and resilience in combat sports like jiu-jitsu.
- The comedian featured in the podcast recently released a special on Netflix after facing delays.
Theme Park Experiences, Clothing Sizes, and Niche Audiences
1:03:41 - 1:09:42
- The podcast discusses a woman who travels to amusement parks to test ride sizes for larger individuals.
- There is confusion about clothing sizes like 2x and 3x, with a debate on whether they refer to standard sizes or a personal business category.
- The hosts talk about the challenges of fitting into children's rides at theme parks designed for smaller individuals.
- A segment of the podcast focuses on reviewing dining experiences at Disney's Contemporary Resort, specifically Steakhouse 71, catering to plus-sized individuals.
- The hosts joke about niche audiences like 'Disney adults' and discuss the unique perspective of reporting on experiences as a plus-sized individual.
Clothing Sizes, Human Behavior, and Obesity Rates
1:09:13 - 1:15:19
- Discussion about clothing sizes and measurements like bust and waist
- Conversation about accommodating larger individuals on rides and flights
- Observations on human behavior comparing one's own size to others
- Mention of cities in Texas with high obesity rates
Obesity Rates in Texas and Theme Parks
1:14:54 - 1:21:11
- Austin and Round Rock are areas within Texas.
- McAllen, Edinburgh has high obesity rates and is ranked number one in the country.
- McAllen Metro also has a high percentage of physically inactive adults.
- Discussion on theme parks and roller coasters, including Bush Gardens in New Jersey and Six Flags.
- Conversation about farting etiquette among friends and significant others.
- Humorous discussion on 'no homo' and 'no Diddy' phrases.
Powerful Figures, Misconduct, and Societal Pressure
1:20:43 - 1:26:56
- The discussion revolves around a high-profile individual who is rumored to have fled the country amidst legal troubles.
- There are mixed opinions about the individual, with some labeling him as a psychopath and others expressing skepticism about his innocence.
- The conversation touches on the impact of powerful figures in the entertainment industry and their questionable behaviors.
- The lack of reporting on women in power engaging in similar misconduct is highlighted, with a desire for more transparency in such cases.
- The societal pressure on men to react a certain way to instances of sexual assault is discussed, emphasizing the challenges they face in coming forward.
Conspiracy Theories, Political Figures, and Content Business
1:26:32 - 1:32:30
- Discussion about conspiracy theories involving famous figures like Michael Jackson and Candace Owens
- Opinions on political figures and the current state of politics
- Debate on starting a content business focused on feet or fart videos for profit
- Considerations on the market potential and logistics of producing foot fetish versus fart content
Fart Smell Jars, Dog Training, and Sperm Donation
1:32:02 - 1:38:31
- Some people are considering selling jars filled with fart smells.
- A dog owned by a white couple is barking only at black people, leading to concerns about racism.
- Suggestions are made on how to train the dog to be more accepting of black people, including immersing the dog in black culture.
- A woman is conflicted about her boyfriend donating sperm to his lesbian sister and her wife for them to have a baby.
Sibling Sperm Donation and Unconventional Reproduction
1:38:11 - 1:45:36
- The discussion revolves around the complexities and discomfort of asking a sibling for sperm donation.
- The importance of considering the boyfriend's feelings and desires regarding sperm donation is highlighted.
- Legal and ethical considerations surrounding unconventional methods of reproduction are explored, such as involving siblings in the process.
- A game of 'Tom or Black' is played towards the end of the podcast.
Race Guessing Quiz, Vodka Brand, and Comedy Specials
1:45:12 - 1:49:51
- The discussion revolves around a quiz where the participant had to guess the race of various individuals, with some incorrect guesses.
- The participant did well overall but got two answers wrong out of twelve, including mistaking a black guy for someone else.
- There is mention of a vodka brand made in Texas that is wheat-based and flavorful.
- Promotion of Brian Simpson's new special on Netflix and upcoming comedy shows by the speakers.